About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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