It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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