What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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