I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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