I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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