Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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