either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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