I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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