The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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