were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
