So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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