do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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