I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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