Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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