real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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