It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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