Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
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