Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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