You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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