"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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