he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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