My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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