Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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