I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my vagina is haunted
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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