Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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