last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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