Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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