Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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