He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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