I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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