Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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