yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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