remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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