Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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