I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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