apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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