i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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