Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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