No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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