just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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