Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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This is my gift to your gina
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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