just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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