gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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