WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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