tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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