real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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