nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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