I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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