Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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