exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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