Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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