WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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