Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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