You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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