Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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