You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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